Put On Your Automatic Crap Detector.

How often have you wished that you could have predicted an outcome in life, 'specially when you end up in some undesirable foul-smelling muddied pools of sewage?  Well, I got news for you! Many of the pools, ponds and waters that you find yourself in could have been avoided, yap, they could have been forecast, just as we do with the weather.

I've told my kids over and over again ..., "if you spill milk, or a drink with milk content in it, wipe it immediately because - if not wiped, in time, it will 1. stain, 2.stink. Full stop. So if you don't want a stinking stain, wipe the milk spill clean." Oh and I also add the popular lesson, 'Don't cry over spilt milk...'

Now:
What I've observed is that many-many of you, yes YOU who are reading this, hahahahahaha- you'll  have an inbuilt tendency to ignore what's in-front of you and argue about trivia.... Aiyeee -  It's irritating that we Kenyans don't get it, we don't get stuff and are soooo obstinate - despite and inspite of being educated, and worse of all; that everyone wants to throw in their two stupid CENTS.....
wait . . . just wait, note, 2 cents worth, not 2 thousand shilling worth of anything, so B T W, why should I listen to you? If you have a million dollar idea, I will listen to it, but 2 CENTS? SMH... >> okay back to discussion - so, worse of all; everyone wants to throw in their two stupid CENTS into a discussion that was NEVER a debate point. It causes havoc everywhere ---> at home, in the work space, in public and most of all, in the political arena. The down side, apart from the annoyance, is that it's so easy to get played.

All I need to do is to get you to spill some milk, tell you to wipe it, then walk away...

*  laughs hysterically *

... and leave you arguing about the W W W W AND H of said spill, which, meanwhile, will stink to high heaven after a few hours. In the meantime, while you argue, I can now go on and do my thing and achieve my objective without interruption . This is how politicians are playing us, and it's laughable because it's working >>> Engineer a problem here, and doctor another problem over there, and while we wanainchi fight over the deets about that spilt milk which begins to raise a stink to high heaven, as we scramble to wipe the old milk to get rid of the stink, as 'committees' are appointed, teams set up to probe, prod and investigate the w w w w and h's of said spilt milks - they [Politicians, bullies, your enemies] - whatever -  move on to more dastardly deeds.

Example 2. You're on the way to meet up with friends and you come across some dog poo, what do you do? Step in to it or walk around it?

Don't be the person who sits down and begins to discuss the deeply annoying facts about how the owner of the dog shudda done this or that, or the colour of said poo, texture and what the damn dog had for it's last meal. And neva eva take that [crap] into your meet with your friends - don't be the party pooper... and if you do, expect a mess. Because, this is what you do constantly, and when everyone disappears because you're carrying shit, smelling shit and talking shit, you complain that life is unfair and that you've been abandoned by both friend and foe. Heck.... aiyee.... if you were my friend and you came in with some smelly poo that doesn't even belong to you, I would take off!!!

Put on your automatic crap detector and use it. It's inbuilt, really... for example:-

You can tell an idiot from far, so what does your ACD say? It says, AVOID Idiot. Do so. Don't argue with your ACD, ask it why it thinks that's an idiot, discuss what level of idiocy the idiot is, how the idiot got to be idiotic, why the idiot deals  idiocy or if it's REALLY true that the idiot is actually an idiot.

Dude, just skip that shit and pass the idiot by.

Don't elect it (political), marry it, befriend it, sleep with it or go in to business with idiot. Like really?

Because when shit hits the fan, you're the one who will have it wet and smeared on your face... and that's another story.

So, for now, put on your automatic crap detector.

We can all smell shit from far, heck, most locals don't need a ladies or gents sign, if you're new at the local and want to use the Loo - most verbal directions are like, 'to the left, then follow your nose....!'  Disgusting, yes, but it means your 'crap detector' aka 'nose' is working.

The internal Automatic Crap Detector for people, places and things is similar.

Get to know what crap people DO <---- Not an 'English' sentence, but, it makes sense. People Crap on themselves. Learn to smell the 50 different shades of crap and avoid them all.

There are common denominators in the males: The bully and the bastard and the idiot. With 'She's' - there's the bully, the bitch and the blond-minded. AVOID ALL. And yes, if she bleaches her hair blond, she becomes a blond, so avoid that blond attitude. You got eyes, you got sense, you got smell and touch. Hello?

Don't argue, debate, re-think, give away your time, give a fuck or even your 2 cents to some Cause, Person or Ideology that will cause a stink in a very near future - don't buy into it, or own it in any way.

And that, dear friends, is how to avoid massive crap pits.

Nyakio J. Munyinyi for the XpenSieve Report© 2015

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